this is a blog. people complain in blogs. this is the only place anyone can or should justify whining about their small, meaningless lives. i'm going to milk this for all it's worth.

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well, i can think of more fun ways to be rid of a corpse, but this is still pretty cool.

and if you don't get it... well... whatever.

while i'm at it, i'd like to take this time to express how pissed off i am that i missed [girlfriend]'s birthday.  she never bothered to tell me!  women get pissed off when men miss stuff like that, right?  well i hope she didn't expect me to automatically know... >: ( what am i even supposed to get for a woman like her?  she's so damn happy--she looks like she doesn't even need anything, but i've seen how it goes!  the woman's all like "oh, i don't need anything!" and the guy's all like "hurf durf, okay! :V" and then when the woman's birthday comes around she feels hurt and ignored because the man followed her advice and did what he was told to do.  i don't want to go through that!  i've pissed her off to many times as it is!  WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET HER?! D8<

psh... like the internet can help me with women troubles...